Silent Farts to No Sounds at All Release More Stinky Odour ~ Kwentology

Farting is the act of passing intestinal gases through the anus. These can sometimes be odorless and sometimes deadly. But do you know why you pass gas? Do you know why your farts are sometimes as loud as a blow horn or as quite as a mouse? You may have laughed at the idea of 'Silent But Deadly Farts'. But is this faint flatulence really more potent than the boisterous wind you let loose? Flatulence is the production of a mixture of air and gases in the digestive tract that are by-products of the digestion process. Are silent farts worse? It may surprise you to find out that a large portion of farts are the result of swallowed air. Whether from chewing a lot of gum, drinking pop, or simply from eating food. The average person will fart 14 times a day and produce half a liter of fart gas per day. However, you cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart. Indeed, farts are flammable and can come blazing out of asses at 7 mph, and are 98.6°F at the time of creation.

Silent Versus Loud Farts

Excess air enters your body and has to go somewhere. And while some is released through burping. The rest ends up in the digestive system and eventually comes out your other end. But when expelled, this gas is made of mostly nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide—all of which are odourless. Which explains why some farts are obnoxiously loud, but contain little—to no smell.

The second half of the equation is gas from the large intestine. After travelling through 25 feet of small intestine. The indigestible portions of food make their way to the colon. Here, millions of bacteria feast on the remaining food, and ferment it. And this is where things can get stinky! Though the bacteria do release some useful vitamins. They also produce chemicals containing sulfur. Which is responsible for the smell in flatulence. Add to that a sulfur rich diet with things like eggs, meat or broccoli, and you're likely to produce some interesting odours.

Image of Farts too Smelly

ThereFarts Concluded!

Top Ten Farters
  1. Termites
  2. Camels
  3. Zebras
  4. Sheep
  5. Cows
  6. Elephants
  7. Labradors/Retrievers
  8. Humans (vegetarians)
  9. Human (non-vegetarians)
  10. Gerbils

Termites produce more methane than cows and even all man-made polluting machinery but don't release any other harmful chemicals.
The longer these foods stay in the gut, the more they ferment and smell. Still, this smelly portion accounts for around only 1% of most farts. In the absence of the other odourless gases. However, these farts are concentrated with smell and generally quiet because there is less volume. Silent, but deadly! Having said that, loud gas can be just as smelly as the quiet ones, if the sulfur components are there. Simply, your loud farts likely contain a higher proportion airborne, odourless gases. Whereas the quieter flatulence tends to have a higher proportion of the smell.
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